rapunzelie:

hmmmm so the cute maintenance guy is back

however he is working in the bathroom

i need to retrieve a tampon from said bathroom

how to go about this gracefully

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful